Not sure if you heard or not, but gay marriage has been legal for about 3 days now and grumpy Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton wants to show you that he’s a big boy!
In a statement released on the Lord’s day, Paxton released this hot garbage concerning public officials’ (emphasis on the word public…and official) religious freedoms.
In a 6-3 (Scalia, Thomas, Alito) ruling, the Supreme Court just saved Obamacare.
The NBA Draft is probably the most predictable of the 4 major sports (well, if the NHL has a draft and no one is around to hear it…does the NHL draft exist??). But that’s not to say it isn’t exciting to see some 5 syllable-ed guy from Germanistania or Urzbeckehubbidubbistan get drafted by the Spurs and stored away in some cryogenic freezer for 4 years. I mean, who DOESN’T like seeing all these guys get interviewed one after another giving the same “I couldn’t have been drafted by a better organization” speech. You know, actually, for once I’d like to see some guy be honest on the mic and just say “hell nah, I ain’t playing for no God damn 76ers. fuck that!” or something along those lines.
Cahhtahh and LEEE are both OUTTA money and have confirmed, via TMZ no less, that Rush Hour 4 is in the works. A 3rd installment of the “Shanghai” series is also in the making.
We’re two weeks out of crowning our NBA Champions and already the Lakers are dying for your attention. Rumors are swirling around that Dwyane Wade and the Lakers are showing mutual interest in having him come on-board next season.
So the True Detective Season 2 premiere finally got here. And it’s already got 100% more black cock dildos than the first season. Progress!