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October 2015

Worst RGV High School Football Teams Week 9

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While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.

YOUU GUYSSS!!!! We only have two more games after this! =( Still plenty of time to get out of the suck! For the first time, we have an additional 6th team!!!!!

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Channel 5’s Kirk Chaisson Arrested…Again

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The Valley’s favorite faded reporter, Kirk Chaisson was arrested Wednesday night in Weslaco for fleeing the scene of an accident. KRGV, unsurprisingly, had the scoop:
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Greg Hardy Will Fight Dez Bryant, Cowboys Special Teams Coach and YOU!

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The Dallas Cowboys lost their 4th straight game last night, 27-20 to their NFC East rival New York Giants and Greg Hardy wasn’t happy about it.
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Worst RGV High School Football Teams Week 7

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While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.

Only 1 more month left for High School football =( (i mean, c’mon guys, no one in the Valley will be playing passed mid-November)

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Worst RGV High School Football Teams Week 6

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While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.

Yeah, we had a Bye week last week..whatever.

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The Bench Wire 2015 MLB Wildcard Preview

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Now that the MLB Pre-Season is over, we can finally get to REAL baseball. October Baseball. Because you can’t tell me that EVERY player gives 100% of their effort in EVERY one of their 80 billion games. This is why God created the baseball postseason; to give baseball a reason to exist in our lives. Have you ever met someone who legitimately said “Hey, let’s go to Buffs and watch the Rangers – Rays game.” No. Because those people are either sports writers or people who nobody hangs out with anyway. A part of it does come from the fact that, again a) there’s a shit ton of games played and b) there’s a shit ton of mediocre to terrible teams peppered around every where that makes the games un-watchable at times.
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