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No, Chicago Bears Fans, Mitchell Trubisky Did Not Have A Great Debut

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Last night, Mitchell Trubisky made his NFL debut against the Minnesota Vikings. The Vikings won out, in the end, all the while playing musical chairs with Mr. Glass and Ol’ Scrambled Brains. Trubisky played pedestrian-to-mediocre with a turnover near the two-minute mark that cost the Bears the game, but Bears fans seem to be comfortable living in a reality that’s quite different from ours. Keep Reading

Video: Miami Dolphins Coach Snorting Cocaine (Update)

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Video has surfaced online of Miami Dolphins Offensive Line Coach Chris Foerster snorting a ton of cocaine at the Dolphins facilities right before heading into a team meeting. Keep Reading

2017 Worst RGV High School Football Teams Week 5

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2017 Worst RGV Football Teams Week 5

While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.

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2017 Worst RGV High School Football Teams Week 4

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2017 Worst RGV Football Teams Week 4

While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.

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2017 Worst RGV High School Football Teams Week 3

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2017 Worst RGV Football Teams Week 3

While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.

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2017 Worst RGV High School Football Teams Week 2

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2017 Worst RGV Football Teams Week 2

While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.

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2017 Worst RGV High School Football Teams Week 1

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2017 Worst RGV Football Teams Week 1

While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.

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SNL’s Conor McGregor Is Damn Near Perfect

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Reminder: your friends at The Bench Wire will be holding a live-blog of Saturday’s fight starting at 8:00 PM

Javier “Chicharito” Hernandez Staunchly Defends Carlos Vela’s Decision To Play In The MLS

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Carlos Vela’s shocking decision to leave his starting position at Real Sociedad, a member of Spain’s highly competitive La Liga, to sign on to play in MLS’s Los Angeles F.C.’s inaugural season in 2018 has brought out the critics in droves. Chicharito, apparently, is having none of it. Keep Reading

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