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Columbus Crew Unveil Snow Urine Kits

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Earlier today, MLS team Columbus Crew SC unveiled their 2016 home kits and boy, do they look like they’ve been soaking in urine.

It’s almost like the MLS is deliberately trying to make us not watch the MLS. Granted, Columbus is a Buckeyes town so maybe the Crew’s marketing team thought that maybe making a splash to get some notoriety, hence I guess, the splash of urine on what looked like a perfectly fine white kit.

Let’s hear it from the Crew’s design team themselves:

See. It all makes sense. They’re trying to connect the team with the spirit of Columbus, which apparently includes snow soaked in urine.

Good job, everybody.

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