A job posting, originally posted over 30 days ago, searching for local male dancers/performers has recently made the rounds in the valley meme-sphere, prompting locals to wonder “Is the Valley finally (FINALLY!) getting a male strip club?” Of course, naturally, this was the type of rock-hard journalism that has aroused our journalistic instincts and left us eagerly probing deeper and deeper into the story. If the Valley was, indeed, getting its first den of dongs, you bet The Bench Wire would be all over it like a dog on a bone, ready to gobble up every inch of the juicy, moist details.
Penis.