Houston Texans defensive end and former pizza delivery guy JJ Watt is resting up this offseason to heal up his injured groin. That being said, he wants to remind your horny mom that it is NOT OK to publicly offer their services to get close to his junk.
Watt took to twitter for his PSA:
Also appreciate all the "nurses" offering to help rehab my groin surgeries. Didn't realize there were so many qualified pros out there! Haha
— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) January 30, 2016
To be fair, just a tweet prior, Watt did post this random harmless pic:
Appreciate all the cards, gifts & well-wishes! Life would be boring if it was always smooth. Embrace the adversity! pic.twitter.com/kfdZL24cnf
— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) January 30, 2016
We’ll be praying for your dick, JJ.