Krispy Pringles Makes Me Want To Love The Knicks

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Ok, his name isn’t Krispy Pringles: it’s Kristaps Porzingis and, by God, is he making the Knicks watchable again.

After so many Euro big swingmen that failed before him, everybody who was playing couch GM the night of the draft had already labeled the guy a bust before he even set foot on the court.

But c’mon you guys… i mean just look at this dude:

This is a guy who knew you weren’t gonna take him seriously, especially since we started calling the dude fucking Pringles. But I’ll tell you this.

Pringles can fucking ball, brother.

The guy’s averaging about a double double in his first 9 games. Solid performance for a guy a lot of people pegged to be a long project.

If last night’s game is any indication of what we have to look forward to in the next 10 or so years, I’m sold.

Krispy Pringles Today.
Krispy Pringles Tomorrow.
Krispy Pringles Forever.

Or until the Knicks fuck up and decide not to pay him. Whatever

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