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The Bench Wire Hater’s Guide To The Valley: Alamo

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The Valley is one of a kind when it comes to diversity. From the racist white people, the country-wannabes, the ghetto Hispanics, the snobby Mexicans from Monterrey and the token black person in between. With all that diversity and culture mixing all over, visiting the Valley might be a little overwhelming. Not to worry, tourist: The Bench Wire is here to help.

We’ve stepped into a glitch in the Matrix. Welcome to Alamo.

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