Not sure if you heard or not, but gay marriage has been legal for about 3 days now and grumpy Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton wants to show you that he’s a big boy!
In a statement released on the Lord’s day, Paxton released this hot garbage concerning public officials’ (emphasis on the word public…and official) religious freedoms.
In a 6-3 (Scalia, Thomas, Alito) ruling, the Supreme Court just saved Obamacare.
The NBA Draft is probably the most predictable of the 4 major sports (well, if the NHL has a draft and no one is around to hear it…does the NHL draft exist??). But that’s not to say it isn’t exciting to see some 5 syllable-ed guy from Germanistania or Urzbeckehubbidubbistan get drafted by the Spurs and stored away in some cryogenic freezer for 4 years. I mean, who DOESN’T like seeing all these guys get interviewed one after another giving the same “I couldn’t have been drafted by a better organization” speech. You know, actually, for once I’d like to see some guy be honest on the mic and just say “hell nah, I ain’t playing for no God damn 76ers. fuck that!” or something along those lines.
Cahhtahh and LEEE are both OUTTA money and have confirmed, via TMZ no less, that Rush Hour 4 is in the works. A 3rd installment of the “Shanghai” series is also in the making.
News is just coming in that Darryl Hamilton, ex-MLB Outfielder for the Texas Rangers among other teams and current baseball analyst for the MLB network, has been shot dead in his home in Pearland, Texas in what police are calling a “murder-suicide” according to the Houston Chronicle.
We’re two weeks out of crowning our NBA Champions and already the Lakers are dying for your attention. Rumors are swirling around that Dwyane Wade and the Lakers are showing mutual interest in having him come on-board next season.
So the True Detective Season 2 premiere finally got here. And it’s already got 100% more black cock dildos than the first season. Progress!
Kim Jong Un is one batshit crazy fucking guy, so none of this should come as a surprise, really. According to North Korea’s own news network, KCNA, North Korea has found the cure for Mers, Ebola, SARS, and yes AIDS.
Chris Simms, ex-University of Texas quarterback who’s best known for not being his dad Phil, recently, while filling in for a CBS Sports radio show, talked about his time in Austin between 1999 thru 2002 and how he was given money from alumni for autographs.
Robert La Amenaza Garcia was set to fight Errol Spence this Saturday on Spike TV but has pulled out from what’s being reported as a “mental breakdown,” the Monitor is reporting. His trainer, Edgar Sanchez believes that his career may actually be over and that he may be in need psychiatric counseling.
Garcia had won his last 9 fights with his last loss coming against Antonio Margarito back in 2010.
