North Korea says North Korea Has Found Cure for AIDS

Kim Jong Un is one batshit crazy fucking guy, so none of this should come as a surprise, really. According to North Korea’s own news network, KCNA, North Korea has found the cure for Mers, Ebola, SARS, and yes AIDS.

The drug, named Kumdang-2 (possibly after a bootleg asian porn) is based off of some herbs or whatever and it’s complete bullshit. Apparently this amazing drug hadn’t hadn’t been discovered recently, but 19 years 1996.

To put that into perspective, they basically discovered this miracle drug when you made your first AOL e-mail address. Maybe they shared this with Magic Johnson since Kim Jong Un is such a basketball fan! Who knows!

Are we all moving to North Korea? Probably not.

Should we? Yes.

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