While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.
Bring out the red carpet and bust out our finest $9-est champagne! It’s the The Monitor’s 2016 Readers’ Choice Awards (breakfast banquet)! ALL the local big-wigs are here like the fresh cadaver running for congress and a giant dick from Hidalgo (maybe!). So strap-on that strap-on and get ready to get skull-fucked by the best of the best that the Valley has to offer! Keep Reading
While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.
People in Mercedes probably suffered through mud butt all summer long and it’s ALL THE CITY’S FAULT! (maybe) Keep Reading
2016 RGV Worst High School Football Teams Week 4
While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.
This past weekend, the cult that is Penn State thought it’d be a good idea to commemorate the 50th anniversary of Joe Paterno’s first game as head coach of the Nittany Lions for reasons that are beyond me and anyone with a soul.
While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.
In a horrifyingly bizarre story, Edinburg resident Andrew de la Garza has been accused of posing as a paraplegic in need of home care and hiring women into committing acts sexually arousing in nature for him. Keep Reading
While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams. Keep Reading
On August 26th, the QB for the 49ers Colin Kaepernick took a stand by taking a seat. Keep Reading
