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Mayweather Took Illegal IV Before Pacquiao Fight

According to a report by SB Nation, Floyd Mayweather was injected with 750 ml of saline and vitamins the day before the Pacquiao fight. The World Anti-Doping Agency does not allow injection over 50 ml per 6 hours.

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College Football 2015 Week 1 Recap

You can go the whole summer analyzing, dissecting what may or may not happen after week 1 of college football. Ironically, you end up with more questions than you did before. Let’s go over what we found out:

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Brady Beats NFL; 4 Game Suspension Lifted

U.S. District Court Judge Richard Berman ruled against the NFL today after Tom Brady and the league failed to reach an agreement.

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Worst RGV High School Football Teams: Week 1

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While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.

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The Bench Wire 2015 NFL Preview

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IT’S HERE! When one off-season passes you think, “There’s no way next year can be just as bad.” The NFL, it’s players, it’s owners, are all gifts that continue to give all through the Spring and Summer as we wait for another season to kick off. From bloodied children to mass exoduses, the NFL off-season reminds us that some of these fast giants are weird fucking people. But none of it matters now.

it’s fucking go time.

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Mexico Names Tigres Ricardo Ferretti Interim Coach

The Mexican national soccer team has named current UANL Tigres coach and human brillo pad Ricardo “Tuca” Ferretti as interim coach after Mexico’s previous manager, Miguel Herrera, got himself canned after punching some dude in the neck.

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John Wall Is The Saddest Man

Team USA wrapped up their minicamp in Las Vegas last week to prep for the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio next August. When asked about his chances for making the 12-man roster, John Wall kinda cut the bullshit and laid it out flat.

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Courtroom Sketch Tom Brady Will Murder You Tonight

Courtroom Sketch Artist and nightmare enthusiast Jane Rosenberg does not see Tom Brady the way we see Tom Brady. Today, while sketching for the hearing held in New York Federal Court for Brady’s civil case against Roger Goodell, Rosenberg decided to pen a molten demon monster in lieu of the plaintiff.

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