This commercial featuring Luke McCown, New Orleans Saints backup to starter Drew Brees, discussing Verizon Wireless’s “back up generators” is just the best. McCown’s deadpan delivery. The shot out into the distance. Just awesome.
If you’re Republican Presidential candidate Bobby Jindal, I don’t have to tell you that things aren’t going so hot for you right now. So what do you do when you’re polling at the very bottom of the pile? Latch yourself on to some other dude to get your name out there a little more, right?
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According to a report by SB Nation, Floyd Mayweather was injected with 750 ml of saline and vitamins the day before the Pacquiao fight. The World Anti-Doping Agency does not allow injection over 50 ml per 6 hours.
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While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.
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You can go the whole summer analyzing, dissecting what may or may not happen after week 1 of college football. Ironically, you end up with more questions than you did before. Let’s go over what we found out:
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U.S. District Court Judge Richard Berman ruled against the NFL today after Tom Brady and the league failed to reach an agreement.
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While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD Dave, etc. the Bench Wire believes that EVERYONE needs their chance in the spotlight…even our comically terrible teams.
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IT’S HERE! When one off-season passes you think, “There’s no way next year can be just as bad.” The NFL, it’s players, it’s owners, are all gifts that continue to give all through the Spring and Summer as we wait for another season to kick off. From bloodied children to mass exoduses, the NFL off-season reminds us that some of these fast giants are weird fucking people. But none of it matters now.
it’s fucking go time.
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Banksy’s opened up a dystopian theme park named Dismaland..to tell us all that we’re fascist sheep of consumers who are BLINDED by own consumerism and occupy and corporations and social prison and YEAAHHHH!!!!
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The Mexican national soccer team has named current UANL Tigres coach and human brillo pad Ricardo “Tuca” Ferretti as interim coach after Mexico’s previous manager, Miguel Herrera, got himself canned after punching some dude in the neck.
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