So you guys remember Jared from Subway, right? Yeah…so his home in Zionsville, Indiana just got raided by the FBI and it’s being reported by NBC News that they have confiscated his electronics for a child pornography investigation.
Miami Judge Mindy Glazer took some time to share a few positive words to the defendant standing across from her when she realized that he was a childhood friend from middle school. Justice Glazer reminds us that not everybody that breaks the law is a bad person, and that sometimes they just get off the track somehow.
This was your human moment of the day.
Macy’s announced today that they are dropping Donald Trump’s clothing line in response to his remarks on Mexican immigrants. As we mentioned in an earlier post, NBC cut ties with Trump over the same thing.
This has been your update on Donald Trump’s political free fall.
After Donald Trump dug himself into a hole of shit, and then subsequently shitting all over that shit to try and rid his campaign of shit, NBC has informed Trump that they’ve had enough of his shit.
Like him or not, he makes great TV. I just hope he sticks around for the GOP debates.
Not sure if you heard or not, but gay marriage has been legal for about 3 days now and grumpy Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton wants to show you that he’s a big boy!
In a statement released on the Lord’s day, Paxton released this hot garbage concerning public officials’ (emphasis on the word public…and official) religious freedoms.
Cahhtahh and LEEE are both OUTTA money and have confirmed, via TMZ no less, that Rush Hour 4 is in the works. A 3rd installment of the “Shanghai” series is also in the making.
So the True Detective Season 2 premiere finally got here. And it’s already got 100% more black cock dildos than the first season. Progress!
Kim Jong Un is one batshit crazy fucking guy, so none of this should come as a surprise, really. According to North Korea’s own news network, KCNA, North Korea has found the cure for Mers, Ebola, SARS, and yes AIDS.
US Court of Appeals Judge ruled that McAllen’s Whole Women’s Heath Clinic on Bicentennial may remain open. The clinic is the only facility legally able to provide abortions south of San Antonio which led to the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals to rule that the clinic should be exempt from recent Texas law requiring clinics performing abortions to meet ambulatory surgical facilities.
The ruling is expected to be appealed in the US Supreme Court.