the bench wire
Kim Jong Un Reading The Bench Wire

Welcome To The Bench

Holy shit…so it starts. This thing started out as two bored guys and now..we’re two bored guys with a website.

Here’s a picture of a bear…


Crazy right? Just look at that thing. Just staring coldly back at you. There’s no reason that this bear shouldn’t have just mauled that idiot Panama Jack mother fucker who took this photo with his bear hands (bear hands, get it? bear. Cause it’s a bear..)

So what is The Bench Wire, anyway? Well, we’ve already written something for you to help answer that question. Anyway, expect more of the same terrible content here and there.

Email us at [email protected] and maybe we’ll get back to you…maybe.

Next Story

The Bench Wire Hater’s Guide: UTRGV Mascots

Latest from About Us

What Is The Bench Wire?

Necessity is the mother of invention. Somewhere between the cacophony of screaming old white men who dominate the