Monthly archive

January 2019

La Féria Strip Club Burns Down – wait…what?

in RGV/The News

I woke up in a weird haze this morning with a slight hangover that a good egg sandwich could kill. I felt decent until I scrolled through Facebook and read a sentence that melted what was left of my brain: Emergency Crews Respond to Fire At La Féria Strip Club. Keep Reading

Armando O’Caña Spent $57,666 On Lawyers To Be Mayor of Mission and Still Lost

in RGV/The News

According to campaign finance reports acquired from the City of Mission, Armando “Doc” O’Caña spent $57,666 in legal representation in a losing effort for a lawsuit filed by ousted Mayor Norberto “Beto” Salinas accusing O’Caña’s campaign of election fraud and bribery. Keep Reading

Sure Sounds Like Cole Beasley Does Not Want To Play For The Dallas Cowboys Anymore

in Sports

Dallas Cowboys WR Cole Beasley, who will become a free agent this off-season, recently took to Twitter to call out the Dallas Cowboys’ front office and it looks like he’s just about done with the Cowboys.

Keep Reading

Badou Jack Basically Had His Forehead Split Open In Boxing Match [Graphic]

in Sports

As a co-main event headliner for the incredibly one-sided fight between Pacquiao and a smack-talking sack of potatoes, boxers Badou Jack and Marcus Browne fought for the WBA light heavyweight title and WBC’s Silver 175 title on Saturday and boy was it a gruesome bloody mess.

Keep Reading

Florida State Made A Really Stupid Graphic of MLK

in Sports/The News

Florida State has apologized for one of their accounts tweeting an incredibly bone-headed graphic of MLK positioned to look like he’s throwing the school’s signature tomahawk gesture with a photoshopped Nike branded glove fitted on his hand.

Keep Reading

Jalen Hurts Is Transferring To The Univ. of Texas – Norman

in Sports

Jalen Hurts announced, via an article he wrote on The Players’ Tribune, his intentions to transfer from Alabama to Oklahoma to (likely) take over as starting quarterback this fall.

Keep Reading

I’m Pretty Sure Adam Gase Was Coked The Fuck Out For His Press Conference

in Sports

As the years pass, I’m starting to think that the New England Patriots’ incredible success over the last two decades is really due in large part of being blessed to play in the clown-college conference that is the AFC East.

Case in point, the New York Jets introduced ex-Miami Dolphins retread Adam Gase as their new head coach and man, did he look coked out of his fucking mind.

Keep Reading

What The Fuck Was That?

in RGV/The News
Trump McAllen

Long ago, I worked for a large corporate chain (let’s just assume that I was a janitor) and I remember this time when our CEO was set to visit. The months leading up to that visit, we had hundreds of lower-tiered executives from all over the region we were assigned to descend onto our location. Countless hours, money, and man-power went into preparing for this visit so that everything would go off without a hitch.

Soon enough, the big day had finally arrived. The CEO waltzed in to take a quick tour, shook some hands and stood in for some photo-ops. Just as they planned: everything about that visit was spot-on perfect.

And all I remember thinking was, “what a fucking a waste.”

Keep Reading

Go to Top