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What The Hell Is Up With That “Stand With Hidalgo County” FB Page?

A Facebook page named “STAND WITH HIDALGO COUNTY” was created sometime last week and I have no fucking clue as to what they’re trying to accomplish.

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VITC Health Care District: Cut the Shit, Racists

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There are a few group of people who follow valley politics pretty closely. I like to think that I am one of them.

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The Monitor Letters: White People REALLY Don’t Want That Healthcare District

5 letters. 5 different people.

1 of them is just a little different from the rest. Keep Reading

Can We All Agree That The Median On N. 10th Is A Bad Idea?

Construction is about halfway done on the median that is being installed on North 10th between Trenton and the outer rim of the universe and everybody, especially me, hate the fuck out of it.

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Casino Bus Crash Victims Won’t Be Compensated Because Two Attorneys Made Dick Moves

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From a story published by Kristian Hernandez of The Monitor this morning, most of the victims of the casino bus crash that left 9 dead and 43 injured will see little to no compensation for their injuries because Ricardo Villanueva and Javier Villarreal, known for his awkward boxing adverts and terrible millennial grammar (ifight4u.com), are both pricks who sharked their way into the insurance policy limits first. Keep Reading

McAllen Found One Sweet-Ass Loophole To Hide That Enrique Iglesias Money

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On Tuesday, the Texas Attorney General’s office denied The Monitor’s request for the City of McAllen to disclose how much they paid Enrique Iglesias for his performance at December’s Christmas Parade concert.
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Donald Trump Is Now The Last Man Standing In GOP Race

Nearly 11 months after he announced his candidacy for President, which featured controversial statements about illegal Mexican immigrants that set the tone for the rest of his campaign, Donald Trump has all but clinched the Republican nomination. Keep Reading

Vicente Gonzalez Is Going To Buy This Election Because Fuck You

Vicente Gonzalez, a cardboard cut-out who wants you to know that he exists, has now spent over $1.6 million dollars for the right to be named our US Representative. So, let’s talk about that for a second. Keep Reading