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KRGV Channel 5 Stupidly Created the RGV’s Gas Panic Last Night

Published on August 29, 2017August 29, 2017
RGV/The News

If you were wondering why on Earth so many people were waiting over 2 hours to pump gas last night, you can thank the producers over at KRGV for unleashing an unnecessary wide-spread panic over a report that likely had nothing to do with the Rio Grande Valley’s gas supply. Keep Reading

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KRGV Reporter Livid After RGV Law Enforcement Stiffs Local News For National News On SB 4

Yesterday, SB 4, the controversial Texas law that would make illegal entry into the United States a state crime, and

MyRGV May Have Quietly Removed Their Paywall

Following a nearly two-year stint of pivoting to a digital subscription model, MyRGV.com, which serves as the website for The

Racist High School Announcer Calls Team “Fucking Nig—s” on Broadcast For Kneeling During National Anthem

A high school basketball announcer in Oklahoma was caught on a hot mic calling the girls basketball team from Norman

SNL’s Conor McGregor Is Damn Near Perfect

Published on August 25, 2017August 29, 2017
Sports

Reminder: your friends at The Bench Wire will be holding a live-blog of Saturday’s fight starting at 8:00 PM

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Buying The Mayweather vs. McGregor PPV Will Cost You $100

For people actually interested in watching this circus, Showtime has announced that the August 26th bout between Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

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It’s June And Mayweather Already Looks Untouchable

Floyd Mayweather posted a video of his training this morning and it’s safe to say that Conor McGregor will be

Watch Conor McGregor Fight The Mountain

Conor McGregor took a break from training for his upcoming title fight against Jose Aldo on December 12th to, you

VIDEO: HS Cheerleaders Screaming In Pain Forced To Do Splits

Published on August 25, 2017August 25, 2017
Sports/The News
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Denver 9 News was sent a series of horrifying videos depicting cheerleaders from Denver East High School forcing fellow student squad members into splits. Keep Reading

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McAllen’s Proposed New Smoking Ban (And This Email) Can Eat Dick

Published on August 24, 2017August 29, 2017
Rants/RGV
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Earlier today, I received a “Fwd” in my inbox, urging others including myself to throw support at a “100% Smoke-Free Ordinance” for the City of McAllen. You may have also received this email today, and perhaps like me also felt the need to vomit moments after reading it. Keep Reading

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We Have Some Questions For The Lady Who Drove Her Car Into The McAllen Convention Center Pond

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard about a woman who driving her car into the McAllen

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The Worst Restaurants In McAllen (According To Google Reviews) 2019

While we’ve taken a break from our yearly ranking of the best bars in McAllen, we felt that we could

Here’s The Site Charging People For Fake McAllen Garage Sale Permits

The City of McAllen’s Health & Code Enforcement Department issued a warning to its residents yesterday regarding a SignNow account

Geovani Hernandez, Ex-Hidalgo County Sheriff Candidate, Charged In Connection With Drug Trafficking

Published on August 14, 2017August 14, 2017
RGV/The News
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Current Progreso Police Department Sergeant Geovani (Not, “Giovani,” Valley Central) Hernandez has been charged with aiding and abetting the trafficking of narcotics stemming from a sting operation lasting between March through July of 2017, as announced in a news release by acting U.S. Attorney Abe Martinez. Keep Reading

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Here’s the Wack-Ass Rap Video with the Edinburg PD Officer

Yesterday, we published a polished timeline of the events surrounding the scandal involving Edinburg police chief, Cesar Torres, and one

Weslaco Hero Signs “Fuck You” On His Traffic Ticket; Gets Arrested

Local Weslaco resident and newly christened hero, Gabriel Palomo, spent Saturday night in county after signing “Fuck You” on the

Some Hero Probably Jacked 19 Pounds of Weed From Santa Rosa PD’s Evidence Room

The results of an audit conducted by Cameron County’s DA Luis Saenz’ office and the Texas Rangers show that approximately

Javier “Chicharito” Hernandez Staunchly Defends Carlos Vela’s Decision To Play In The MLS

Published on August 10, 2017August 10, 2017
Sports

Carlos Vela’s shocking decision to leave his starting position at Real Sociedad, a member of Spain’s highly competitive La Liga, to sign on to play in MLS’s Los Angeles F.C.’s inaugural season in 2018 has brought out the critics in droves. Chicharito, apparently, is having none of it. Keep Reading

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Columbus Crew Unveil Snow Urine Kits

Earlier today, MLS team Columbus Crew SC unveiled their 2016 home kits and boy, do they look like they’ve been

Golden State Warriors Will Pursue Paul George In 2018 Because The NBA Is Broken

Published on August 8, 2017August 8, 2017
Sports
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What the fucking fuck, man? Keep Reading

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There’s Literally Only One Path Left For LeBron To Be The GOAT

After playing 18 seasons in the NBA, there really isn’t much left to discuss. Cutting through the opinions about his

Let’s Welcome The NBA’s Newest Team: The Tampa Bay Raptors Because 2020!

Ok, so maybe not technically a “new team” but the NBA and the Toronto Raptors have officially announced that the

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Manu Ginobili Was a Wizard

With the announcement of his retirement earlier today, it’s easy to assume that Manu Ginobili’s professional career will mostly be

The Bench Wire Hater’s Guide To The Valley: Pharr

Published on August 4, 2017August 4, 2017
Rants/RGV
Haters guide to the valley pharr

The Valley is one of a kind when it comes to diversity. From the racist white people, the country-wannabes, the ghetto Hispanics, the snobby Mexicans from Monterrey and the token black person in between. With all that diversity and culture mixing all over, visiting the Valley might be a little overwhelming. Not to worry, tourist: The Bench Wire is here to help.

We’re getting off on Jackson. No, not Jackson but Jackson. Nahh man, THE OTHER FUCKING JACKSON!!!! Welcome to Pharr.

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The Bench Wire Hater’s Guide To The Valley: Mission

The Valley is one of a kind when it comes to diversity. From the racist white people, the country-wannabes, the

Man Dies After Shooting Himself At Point Blank Shooting Range in Pharr

Pharr PD responded to a 911 call at approximately 12:30 PM today at 407 N. Jackson Rd., the location of

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The Bench Wire Hater’s Guide To The Valley: Mission

The Valley is one of a kind when it comes to diversity. From the racist white people, the country-wannabes, the

Ernesto Gonzales, Missing Harlingen Attorney, Said Family Made Him Fear For His Life

Published on July 27, 2017
RGV/The News
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The case of Ernesto Gonazles, an attorney with a practice in Harlingen who has been missing since July 18th, just got an almost cliched twist as it is currently being reported that he filed for a protective order against his family members just five days before his disappearance. Keep Reading

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Watch a Husky KRGV Reporter Get Real Sweaty For Some Reason

Published on July 26, 2017July 26, 2017
RGV
KRGVs Frank McCaffrey Sweaty

Being a field reporter for a local news station in a small market can be shitty. It also means that producers might ask you to get creative on your reporting for the sake of ratings. In KRGV’s Frank McCaffrey’s case, it meant getting that big-ol-body of his into a steamy, hot trailer to sweat chingos to be aired and viewed by world. Keep Reading

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KRGV Reporter Livid After RGV Law Enforcement Stiffs Local News For National News On SB 4

Yesterday, SB 4, the controversial Texas law that would make illegal entry into the United States a state crime, and

MyRGV May Have Quietly Removed Their Paywall

Following a nearly two-year stint of pivoting to a digital subscription model, MyRGV.com, which serves as the website for The

Racist High School Announcer Calls Team “Fucking Nig—s” on Broadcast For Kneeling During National Anthem

A high school basketball announcer in Oklahoma was caught on a hot mic calling the girls basketball team from Norman

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