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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Bronze Bust Will Eat You In Your Sleep

Published on March 29, 2017March 29, 2017
Sports
Cristiano Ronaldo Bust

Demi-god and soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo was honored in his hometown of Madeira, Portugal earlier today with the dedicating of the local airport in his name and the unveiling of a bust forged in a black hole of nightmares. Keep Reading

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tom brady courtroom sketch

Courtroom Sketch Tom Brady Will Murder You Tonight

Courtroom Sketch Artist and nightmare enthusiast Jane Rosenberg does not see Tom Brady the way we see Tom Brady. Today,

Ezequiel Reyna, Jr. Calls A.C. Cuellar A Loser 7 Times In Lawsuit Motion.

Published on March 16, 2017May 8, 2017
RGV/The News
Ezequiel Reyna AC Cuellar

Last week, Ezequiel Reyna Jr. and his attorneys filed a motion to dismiss on the grounds of a baseless cause of action after Reyna was added as a member of a lawsuit between A.C. Cuellar and newly elected County Commissioner David Fuentes in regards to improper finance contributions. Keep Reading

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Valley Congressman Vicente Hernandez Compares Hispanic Trump Supporters as “Jews for Hitler”

US Congressman Vicente Gonzalez, a Valley Democrat, compared Hispanic Trump supporters to “Jews for Hitler,” during an interview in a

2024 texas primary elections

Every RGV Polling Place For Today’s Primary Election – Voting FAQs

First time voting? Don’t know what the hell everyone’s voting for today? No problem. Your friends at The Bench Wire

People Are Having A Real Meltdown About Last Night’s Jesus Commercial

Last night’s Super Bowl ads were (insert angry sentiment about how Super Bowl ads “aren’t what they used to be!

Confirmed: City of Edinburg, Officials Under FBI Investigation (Updating)

Published on February 28, 2017May 8, 2017
RGV/The News
Edinburg City FBI Investigation

The Monitor broke the story after receiving tips about a potential FBI raid at Edinburg City Hall on Monday. Keep Reading

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Valley Congressman Vicente Hernandez Compares Hispanic Trump Supporters as “Jews for Hitler”

US Congressman Vicente Gonzalez, a Valley Democrat, compared Hispanic Trump supporters to “Jews for Hitler,” during an interview in a

2024 texas primary elections

Every RGV Polling Place For Today’s Primary Election – Voting FAQs

First time voting? Don’t know what the hell everyone’s voting for today? No problem. Your friends at The Bench Wire

People Are Having A Real Meltdown About Last Night’s Jesus Commercial

Last night’s Super Bowl ads were (insert angry sentiment about how Super Bowl ads “aren’t what they used to be!

RGV GOP Staffer Sold Out Her Grandpa and Duped Our Governor To Believe A Story That Didn’t Exist

Published on February 22, 2017May 8, 2017
RGV/The News
Cassie Luevano Ricardo Zavala

On Saturday, Dave Hendricks of KGBT Channel 4 covered a story about Homero Guzman, an elderly man who was robbed at gunpoint outside a South McAllen Church’s Chicken and how his granddaughter Cassie Luevano, who happens to be a Republican Party staffer, claimed the suspect of being an illegal alien, using twitter to spread her grandfather’s incident, pining for stringent border security to a point where even the Governor of Texas replied to her directly.

Late last night we found out that Luevano and the tens of thousands of people that believed her story were wrong. Keep Reading

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Valley Congressman Vicente Hernandez Compares Hispanic Trump Supporters as “Jews for Hitler”

US Congressman Vicente Gonzalez, a Valley Democrat, compared Hispanic Trump supporters to “Jews for Hitler,” during an interview in a

2024 texas primary elections

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People Are Having A Real Meltdown About Last Night’s Jesus Commercial

Last night’s Super Bowl ads were (insert angry sentiment about how Super Bowl ads “aren’t what they used to be!

Progreso PD: Don’t Call Us When You Actually Need Help

Published on February 17, 2017May 8, 2017
RGV/The News
Progreso PD Chief David Hernandez

Earlier today, KRGV’s Trason Bragg reported on a Progreso woman who was attacked by a pack of dogs in her own neighborhood. What really MAKES this story, however, is that when she attempted to call Progreso PD’s direct line, that shit went straight to voicemail. Keep Reading

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Here’s the Wack-Ass Rap Video with the Edinburg PD Officer

Yesterday, we published a polished timeline of the events surrounding the scandal involving Edinburg police chief, Cesar Torres, and one

Weslaco Hero Signs “Fuck You” On His Traffic Ticket; Gets Arrested

Local Weslaco resident and newly christened hero, Gabriel Palomo, spent Saturday night in county after signing “Fuck You” on the

Some Hero Probably Jacked 19 Pounds of Weed From Santa Rosa PD’s Evidence Room

The results of an audit conducted by Cameron County’s DA Luis Saenz’ office and the Texas Rangers show that approximately

Ezequiel Reyna, Jr., Weslaco Attorney, Is Also Being Sued By A.C. Cuellar

Published on February 13, 2017May 8, 2017
RGV/The News

In October of last year, we reported that former Hidalgo County Commissioner A.C. Cuellar filed a lawsuit against newly elected Commissioner David Fuentes alleging election finance misconduct to the tune of $550,000 of unreported expenditures and contributions during the May primary elections.

Last Wednesday, however, A.C. Cuellar’s attorneys have filed an amended petition that included new allegations of misconduct as well as add Ezequiel Reyna, Jr., a prominent mid-Valley attorney who also happens to be Fuentes’ uncle, to the lawsuit. Keep Reading

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Valley Congressman Vicente Hernandez Compares Hispanic Trump Supporters as “Jews for Hitler”

US Congressman Vicente Gonzalez, a Valley Democrat, compared Hispanic Trump supporters to “Jews for Hitler,” during an interview in a

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People Are Having A Real Meltdown About Last Night’s Jesus Commercial

Last night’s Super Bowl ads were (insert angry sentiment about how Super Bowl ads “aren’t what they used to be!

Lane Kiffin Is As Miserable As We All Hoped He’d Be

Published on January 31, 2017January 31, 2017
Sports

New FAU Coach and the Benjamin Button of coaching careers Lane Kiffin wants you to get PUMPED for the Owl’s 2017 season…maybe(?) Keep Reading

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What Happened to RGVFutbol.com? UPDATED

Published on January 25, 2017November 21, 2019
RGV/Sports

aFor years, RGVFutbol.com had bested 956Sports and RGVSports for local high school soccer coverage, scores, and stats. Today, however, the site seems to have gone under with no real explanation as to why. Keep Reading

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Oscar Nominations 2017

Published on January 24, 2017November 21, 2019
The News

No, Deadpool didn’t get nominated.  Keep Reading

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RGV U.S. Representatives Will Boycott Presidential Inauguration

Published on January 19, 2017May 8, 2017
RGV/The News

Congressman Vicente Gonzalez (D-McAllen) and Congressman Filemon Vela (D-Brownsville) have both released statements today that they will not attend President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration Friday.

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Valley Congressman Vicente Hernandez Compares Hispanic Trump Supporters as “Jews for Hitler”

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Biden To Visit Brownsville Thursday – Unconfirmed For Charro Days

The New York Times is reporting that President Joe Biden will be meeting with border patrol agents, law enforcement and

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