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UIL Denying Transfers For Athletic Purposes Is Bullshit

Published on August 18, 2018August 18, 2018
RGV/Sports

On August 14th, a committee of adults decided the fate of a teenager, one of whom would have had zero tangible consequence to any of the members of said committee, because the University Interscholastic League bylaws for transfers are utter bullshit. Keep Reading

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How Far Can PSJA North’s Football Team Go In The Playoffs? (Really)

Over the past 10 weeks, the PSJA North Raiders football team has looked nothing short of dominant on the field.

2018 Valley Football Programs Ranked According To TexasFootball.com

For the 2nd straight year, Dave Campbell’s Texas Football has released their “Program Rankings” for every school in Texas.

2018 Worst RGV Football Teams Week 1

2018 Worst RGV High School Football Teams Week 1

While we already have PLENTY of rankings of the top teams in the Valley from the Monitor, RGV Sports, (S)TD

Mission Ex-Mayor Beto Salinas Vs. New Mayor Gets A Trial; Will Be A Shitshow

Published on July 30, 2018
RGV/The News
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A trial date has been set for September 24th for a lawsuit filed back on July 18th by Ex-Mayor of Mission Beto Salinas who has accused the newly elected mayor, Dr. Armando O’Caña of voter fraud and a bunch of other shady dealings. Keep Reading

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The Bench Wire Hater’s Guide To The Valley: Mission

The Valley is one of a kind when it comes to diversity. From the racist white people, the country-wannabes, the

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Every RGV Polling Place For Today’s Primary Election – Voting FAQs

First time voting? Don’t know what the hell everyone’s voting for today? No problem. Your friends at The Bench Wire

Here’s the Wack-Ass Rap Video with the Edinburg PD Officer

Yesterday, we published a polished timeline of the events surrounding the scandal involving Edinburg police chief, Cesar Torres, and one

KGBT Channel 4 Covered A Journalist Eating An Egg Off The Ground

Published on July 24, 2018July 26, 2018
RGV/The News
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I’d imagine that working in local news is a pain in the ass. You need to fill up hours per day with all kinds of shit and yesterday, KGBT Channel 4 did their absolute best.

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KRGV Reporter Livid After RGV Law Enforcement Stiffs Local News For National News On SB 4

Yesterday, SB 4, the controversial Texas law that would make illegal entry into the United States a state crime, and

MyRGV May Have Quietly Removed Their Paywall

Following a nearly two-year stint of pivoting to a digital subscription model, MyRGV.com, which serves as the website for The

Racist High School Announcer Calls Team “Fucking Nig—s” on Broadcast For Kneeling During National Anthem

A high school basketball announcer in Oklahoma was caught on a hot mic calling the girls basketball team from Norman

Your Caca Is Floating All Over Boca Chica Beach Right Now

Published on June 27, 2018June 27, 2018
RGV/The News
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Cameron County officials have placed Boca Chica Beach on red alert after a culture sample conducted by UTRGV Coastal Studies tested for high levels of fecal bacteria in the water.  Keep Reading

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It’s Official: President Biden Will NOT Attend Charro Days

For many of us who thought deeply on how exactly Biden would chow down on an espiropapa have had our

Biden To Visit Brownsville Thursday – Unconfirmed For Charro Days

The New York Times is reporting that President Joe Biden will be meeting with border patrol agents, law enforcement and

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Nobody Likes The New Brownsville Mural, Trey

Taking a break from the quantum continuum of Schrodinger’s box, the City of Brownsville unveiled their newest downtown mural which

Hey, Richard Molina, Go Fuck Yourself

Published on May 8, 2018May 8, 2018
RGV/The News
Mayor Richard The Dick Molina

Edinburg Mayor Richard “The Dick” Molina has spent all of a few months in office and has already given voters virtually every reason to loathe him entirely. This week’s episode? Killing Anonymous RGV’s Facebook page because, maybe, his feelings got hurt, I guess. Keep Reading

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Valley Congressman Vicente Hernandez Compares Hispanic Trump Supporters as “Jews for Hitler”

US Congressman Vicente Gonzalez, a Valley Democrat, compared Hispanic Trump supporters to “Jews for Hitler,” during an interview in a

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Every RGV Polling Place For Today’s Primary Election – Voting FAQs

First time voting? Don’t know what the hell everyone’s voting for today? No problem. Your friends at The Bench Wire

People Are Having A Real Meltdown About Last Night’s Jesus Commercial

Last night’s Super Bowl ads were (insert angry sentiment about how Super Bowl ads “aren’t what they used to be!

We’ve Got Some Questions About The Fajita Bandit

Published on April 23, 2018April 23, 2018
RGV/The News

A few days ago, THE fajita bandit Gilberto Escamilla was sentenced to 50 years in prison for stealing approximately $1.2 million in fajitas over the course of nine years from the Cameron County Juvenile Detention Center while he was an employee and we have some real legit questions that we need some answers to.

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Some Hero Probably Jacked 19 Pounds of Weed From Santa Rosa PD’s Evidence Room

The results of an audit conducted by Cameron County’s DA Luis Saenz’ office and the Texas Rangers show that approximately

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Cameron County Leaked Out Over 30,000 Social Security Numbers Of County Residents

KRGV Channel 5 aired a special investigation by reporter Christian Von Preysing regarding the mishandling of sensitive information of over

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The Bench Wire Hater’s Guide To The Valley: South Padre Island

The Valley is one of a kind when it comes to diversity. From the racist white people, the country-wannabes, the

Butthurt Pro-Trump Spurs Fans Mad At Popovich For Having Opinions

Published on April 17, 2018
Sports/The News
Gregg Popovich

Between the Kawhi Leonard’s injury and the subsequent public fallout between Leonard and the rest of the franchise, the plague of injuries, that small moment where they legitimately almost found themselves out of the playoffs for the first time in 21 years, the San Antonio Spurs have, yet, another layer of shit to add to the heap: Butthurt Pro-Trump fans. Keep Reading

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Valley Congressman Vicente Hernandez Compares Hispanic Trump Supporters as “Jews for Hitler”

US Congressman Vicente Gonzalez, a Valley Democrat, compared Hispanic Trump supporters to “Jews for Hitler,” during an interview in a

Biden To Visit Brownsville Thursday – Unconfirmed For Charro Days

The New York Times is reporting that President Joe Biden will be meeting with border patrol agents, law enforcement and

Let’s See How We Did On Our Election Predictions

Tuesday afternoon, we posted our predictions for election night and, ultimately, the outcome of the election. We got a few

Dallas Cowboys Release Dez Bryant

Published on April 13, 2018November 21, 2019
Sports
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Career Dallas Cowboys WR Dez Bryant has been released from the team Friday according to ESPN’s Todd Archer. Keep Reading

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The Bench Wire’s Hater’s Guide to the First Round of the 2021 NFL Draft

The First Round of the 2021 NFL Draft is airing tonight live from LeBron’s ex-toilet. Will the 49ers select Mac

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Every Sexual Harassment Suit Filed Against Deshuan Watson (Updated)

Houston Texans all-world quarterback, Deshaun Watson has been named as a defendant in 13 different lawsuits brought by 16 different

Dak Prescott Bet Everything On Himself And Tragically Lost

Last summer, with the NFL season still up in the air, negotiations suddenly stalled between Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Dak Prescott

La Villa Aldermen Raise Back Their Per Diem To $250 A Day; Give No Shits

Published on April 10, 2018April 10, 2018
RGV/The News
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La Villa board of aldermen voted last Wednesday to raise back their daily trip spending allowance (per diem) from $150 to $250 just two years out from their controversial trip to Las Vegas that saw aldermen pocket over $2,250 in taxpayer money each. Keep Reading

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Valley Congressman Vicente Hernandez Compares Hispanic Trump Supporters as “Jews for Hitler”

US Congressman Vicente Gonzalez, a Valley Democrat, compared Hispanic Trump supporters to “Jews for Hitler,” during an interview in a

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People Are Having A Real Meltdown About Last Night’s Jesus Commercial

Last night’s Super Bowl ads were (insert angry sentiment about how Super Bowl ads “aren’t what they used to be!

Canelo vs GGG 2 Cancelled After Alvarez Pulls Out After Pending Suspension

Published on April 3, 2018
Sports
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Golden Boy Promotions, who represent prominent Mexican boxer Saul “Canelo” Alvarez, held a press conference today announcing that the highly anticipated rematch between Alvarez and Gennady Golovkin on May 5th has been canceled. During the press conference, Golden Boy President Eric Gamez, sitting next to Chairman/CEO Oscar De La Hoya, announced that both Alvarez and Golden Boy thought it best for Alvarez to pull out of the fight, believing that Alvarez’ April 18th hearing with the Nevada State Athletic Commission to determine the extension to Alverez’ current suspension will likely not go in his favor. Keep Reading

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Weslaco’s Omar Figueroa Suffers Second Straight TKO – Announces Retirement

After eight rounds of punishment, Omar Figueroa’s corner had seen enough and ended his 140-pound title eliminator bout against Sergey

It’s Over For Manny Pacquiao, For Real This Time

One of boxing’s greatest careers may have finally come to a close. Eight-division world champion, Manny Pacquiao, 42, took a

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Boxer Mikey Garcia’s Facebook Was Hacked And Now It’s 100% Hardcore Porn (NSFW – Obviously)

Lightweight boxer Mikey Garcia’s official Facebook page should be full of promotions about his upcoming fight against Welterweight Errol Spence

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