Mario Garza, the man who had to go and ruin the perfect name-pairing of San Juanita Sanchez and San Juan, abruptly resigned from his post at the Hidalgo County Adult Probation department after 15 years on the job conveniently mere hours before the Hidalgo County Sheriff’s office opened a bribery and theft investigation into the department. Keep Reading
Vicente “Chente, Con La Gente, Omnipotente, La Puente, Ya Vete” Gonzalez (D-TX) is a few months into his first term representing our 15th congressional district and has already fallen victim of a deliciously succulent, juicy butter biscuit of a rumor and The Bench Wire is here to BLOW THIS MOTHER FUCKER WIDE OPEN! Keep Reading
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US Congressman Vicente Gonzalez, a Valley Democrat, compared Hispanic Trump supporters to “Jews for Hitler,” during an interview in a
First time voting? Don’t know what the hell everyone’s voting for today? No problem. Your friends at The Bench Wire
Last night’s Super Bowl ads were (insert angry sentiment about how Super Bowl ads “aren’t what they used to be!
Children At Risk, a non-profit watchdog on Texas education, has released their school rankings for 2017 and is here to keep neurotic parents up at night now knowing how shitty their kid’s school really is. Keep Reading
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Earlier this Summer, the Texas Education Agency released its annual A-F Accountability Report for the 2021-2022 school year, measuring the
Earlier this Summer, the Texas Education Agency released its annual A-F Accountability Report for the 2021-2022 school year, measuring the
Earlier this Summer, the Texas Education Agency released its annual A-F Accountability Report for the 2021-2022 school year, measuring the
2017 Best Bars In McAllen Ranked
Can you believe that this will be the third yearly edition of the Best Bars in McAllen?
No. You can’t, because even I didn’t think I’d still be writing this garbage in 2017 but HERE WE ARE!
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Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard about a woman who driving her car into the McAllen
While we’ve taken a break from our yearly ranking of the best bars in McAllen, we felt that we could
The City of McAllen’s Health & Code Enforcement Department issued a warning to its residents yesterday regarding a SignNow account
Welp! Here we are again.
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This time last summer, The Cleveland Cavaliers were on top of the world and the greatest chapter of LeBron’s legacy
Spurs fan and owner of San Antonio sports collectibles store What’s On Second, Juan Vasquez has filed a lawsuit against
Mission Police Department has suspended Sgt. Manuel Casas in response to a video posted on Facebook Live last week. Keep Reading
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Yesterday, we published a polished timeline of the events surrounding the scandal involving Edinburg police chief, Cesar Torres, and one
Local Weslaco resident and newly christened hero, Gabriel Palomo, spent Saturday night in county after signing “Fuck You” on the
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Hero Re-Creates Terminator 2 in GTA V
Kramer’s Media, a Russian-based vlogger, has re-created an hour-long GTA V cover of the 1991 classic, Terminator 2 and it’s fucking incredible. Keep Reading
KRGV Channel 5 aired a special investigation by reporter Christian Von Preysing regarding the mishandling of sensitive information of over 30,000 Cameron County residents last night. Keep Reading
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A few days ago, THE fajita bandit Gilberto Escamilla was sentenced to 50 years in prison for stealing approximately $1.2
The Valley is one of a kind when it comes to diversity. From the racist white people, the country-wannabes, the
Shitty Storm Video Is the Most Laredo Thing Ever
Yesterday afternoon, YouTube User k productions & dj h uploaded a 13 minute video recapping yesterday’s major storm in Laredo and I don’t know where 13 minutes of my life went to.
Spurs fan and owner of San Antonio sports collectibles store What’s On Second, Juan Vasquez has filed a lawsuit against both the Golden State Warriors and Zaza Pachulia over their role in the injury of Spurs’ superstar Kawhi Leonard. Keep Reading
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Earlier this week, The Monitor’s latest iteration “myrgv.com” posted a timeline of the scandal involving Edinburg Police Chief, Cesar Torres.
Houston Texans all-world quarterback, Deshaun Watson has been named as a defendant in 13 different lawsuits brought by 16 different