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Here’s The Site Charging People For Fake McAllen Garage Sale Permits

Published on April 17, 2019November 22, 2019
RGV/The News

The City of McAllen’s Health & Code Enforcement Department issued a warning to its residents yesterday regarding a SignNow account selling fake McAllen Garage Sale Permits for $10 a pop.

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We Have Some Questions For The Lady Who Drove Her Car Into The McAllen Convention Center Pond

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard about a woman who driving her car into the McAllen

Let’s Rate The McAllen City Election Campaign Signs

It’s campaign season in McAllen, which means your eyes get to be polluted by all sorts of campaign signs in

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The Worst Restaurants In McAllen (According To Google Reviews) 2019

While we’ve taken a break from our yearly ranking of the best bars in McAllen, we felt that we could

KGBT Channel 4 Really Shit The Bed Covering The DPS Trooper Shooting

Published on April 8, 2019November 22, 2019
RGV/The News
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At about 8:45 PM Saturday night, Texas DPS Trooper Moises Sanchez was shot twice shortly after investigating the scene of a crash near Freddy Gonzalez and 10th St. in North McAllen by who the authorities believe to be the suspect, Victor Alejandro Godinez of Edinburg.

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KRGV Reporter Livid After RGV Law Enforcement Stiffs Local News For National News On SB 4

Yesterday, SB 4, the controversial Texas law that would make illegal entry into the United States a state crime, and

MyRGV May Have Quietly Removed Their Paywall

Following a nearly two-year stint of pivoting to a digital subscription model, MyRGV.com, which serves as the website for The

Racist High School Announcer Calls Team “Fucking Nig—s” on Broadcast For Kneeling During National Anthem

A high school basketball announcer in Oklahoma was caught on a hot mic calling the girls basketball team from Norman

Donna ISD’s New Slogan Is “The District of Tomorrow” But Let’s Give Them Another One Anyway

Published on March 11, 2019November 22, 2019
RGV/The News
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Donna Independent School District has unveiled their new slogan, “The District of Tomorrow” in an effort to rebrand an image that paints them quite possibly as the only school district with a worse reputation than Progreso. Keep Reading

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Valley Congressman Vicente Hernandez Compares Hispanic Trump Supporters as “Jews for Hitler”

US Congressman Vicente Gonzalez, a Valley Democrat, compared Hispanic Trump supporters to “Jews for Hitler,” during an interview in a

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Every RGV Polling Place For Today’s Primary Election – Voting FAQs

First time voting? Don’t know what the hell everyone’s voting for today? No problem. Your friends at The Bench Wire

People Are Having A Real Meltdown About Last Night’s Jesus Commercial

Last night’s Super Bowl ads were (insert angry sentiment about how Super Bowl ads “aren’t what they used to be!

Boxer Mikey Garcia’s Facebook Was Hacked And Now It’s 100% Hardcore Porn (NSFW – Obviously)

Published on February 21, 2019February 21, 2019
Sports
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Lightweight boxer Mikey Garcia’s official Facebook page should be full of promotions about his upcoming fight against Welterweight Errol Spence Jr. but it’s full of porn, instead.

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Weslaco’s Omar Figueroa Suffers Second Straight TKO – Announces Retirement

After eight rounds of punishment, Omar Figueroa’s corner had seen enough and ended his 140-pound title eliminator bout against Sergey

It’s Over For Manny Pacquiao, For Real This Time

One of boxing’s greatest careers may have finally come to a close. Eight-division world champion, Manny Pacquiao, 42, took a

Badou Jack Basically Had His Forehead Split Open In Boxing Match [Graphic]

As a co-main event headliner for the incredibly one-sided fight between Pacquiao and a smack-talking sack of potatoes, boxers Badou

Some People Paid Over $10,000 To Watch Zion For Exactly 33 Seconds

Published on February 20, 2019February 20, 2019
Sports

The highly anticipated rivalry game between Duke and North Carolina was set to be Duke’s freak phenom freshman Zion Williamson’s coming out coronation of the next great NBA prize, and he didn’t even make it out of the first minute of the game before coming out with an injury.

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Potential Replacements For Embattled Texas Men’s Basketball Coach Rodney Terry

Here’s the truth of the matter. Outside of some miracle run to the Final 4 in March (if they even

UTRGV Matt Figger

It May Be Time For UTRGV Basketball To Move On From Matt Figger

“To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub; For in that sleep of death what

Colin Kaepernick, Eric Reid and NFL Settle Collusion Lawsuits

Published on February 15, 2019February 15, 2019
Sports/The News

Colin Kaepernick’s attorney, Mark Geragos, announced that the collusion lawsuits, brought by Kaepernick and Eric Reid against the NFL for allegedly blackballing both players from being signed to an NFL team has been settled.

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Here’s the Wack-Ass Rap Video with the Edinburg PD Officer

Yesterday, we published a polished timeline of the events surrounding the scandal involving Edinburg police chief, Cesar Torres, and one

Here’s a Better Version of The Monitor’s Timeline of The Edinburg Police Chief Scandal

Earlier this week, The Monitor’s latest iteration “myrgv.com” posted a timeline of the scandal involving Edinburg Police Chief, Cesar Torres.

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The Bench Wire’s Hater’s Guide to the First Round of the 2021 NFL Draft

The First Round of the 2021 NFL Draft is airing tonight live from LeBron’s ex-toilet. Will the 49ers select Mac

2018 Valley Football Programs Ranked According To TexasFootball.com

Published on February 14, 2019February 14, 2019
RGV/Sports

For the 2nd straight year, Dave Campbell’s Texas Football has released their “Program Rankings” for every school in Texas.

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How Far Can PSJA North’s Football Team Go In The Playoffs? (Really)

Over the past 10 weeks, the PSJA North Raiders football team has looked nothing short of dominant on the field.

UIL Denying Transfers For Athletic Purposes Is Bullshit

On August 14th, a committee of adults decided the fate of a teenager, one of whom would have had zero

RGV High School Football Playoffs: Valley Week Preview

It’s late November and we’re now in the 3rd. round of the UIL high school football playoffs, commonly known all

Some Hero Probably Jacked 19 Pounds of Weed From Santa Rosa PD’s Evidence Room

Published on February 13, 2019February 13, 2019
RGV/The News

The results of an audit conducted by Cameron County’s DA Luis Saenz’ office and the Texas Rangers show that approximately 19 pounds of weed has gone missing from the Santa Rosa police department’s evidence room.

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Here’s the Wack-Ass Rap Video with the Edinburg PD Officer

Yesterday, we published a polished timeline of the events surrounding the scandal involving Edinburg police chief, Cesar Torres, and one

Weslaco Hero Signs “Fuck You” On His Traffic Ticket; Gets Arrested

Local Weslaco resident and newly christened hero, Gabriel Palomo, spent Saturday night in county after signing “Fuck You” on the

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Donna ISD’s New Slogan Is “The District of Tomorrow” But Let’s Give Them Another One Anyway

Donna Independent School District has unveiled their new slogan, “The District of Tomorrow” in an effort to rebrand an image

La Féria Strip Club Burns Down – wait…what?

Published on January 30, 2019January 30, 2019
RGV/The News

I woke up in a weird haze this morning with a slight hangover that a good egg sandwich could kill. I felt decent until I scrolled through Facebook and read a sentence that melted what was left of my brain: Emergency Crews Respond to Fire At La Féria Strip Club. Keep Reading

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The Bench Wire Hater’s Guide To The Valley: La Feria

The Valley is one of a kind when it comes to diversity. From the racist white people, the country-wannabes, the

Armando O’Caña Spent $57,666 On Lawyers To Be Mayor of Mission and Still Lost

Published on January 28, 2019January 28, 2019
RGV/The News

According to campaign finance reports acquired from the City of Mission, Armando “Doc” O’Caña spent $57,666 in legal representation in a losing effort for a lawsuit filed by ousted Mayor Norberto “Beto” Salinas accusing O’Caña’s campaign of election fraud and bribery. Keep Reading

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Every RGV Polling Place For Today’s Primary Election – Voting FAQs

First time voting? Don’t know what the hell everyone’s voting for today? No problem. Your friends at The Bench Wire

Here’s the Wack-Ass Rap Video with the Edinburg PD Officer

Yesterday, we published a polished timeline of the events surrounding the scandal involving Edinburg police chief, Cesar Torres, and one

Here’s a Better Version of The Monitor’s Timeline of The Edinburg Police Chief Scandal

Earlier this week, The Monitor’s latest iteration “myrgv.com” posted a timeline of the scandal involving Edinburg Police Chief, Cesar Torres.

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